The female race has come along way since the stone age.. or has it? One thing i really hate is a girl with excessive fake tan on. Who told her she looks good? Did anyone tell her she resembles an oompa loompa or possibly Ayres Rock when stationary? You were born a certain colour for a reason and that is who you are for the rest of your life, I think we can all learn a lesson here from Michael Jackson, god bless. Girls also need to realise there are certain spots of the body that if you miss, make you look like a complete twat. For example; the patch underneath your underarm, your neck, where your hair ends and your forehead starts. Walking around like you've got shit on your hands has never looked good. Also, if you cant stand being white atleast pay for a decent spray tan at my mums salon.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Ugly in a Can
The female race has come along way since the stone age.. or has it? One thing i really hate is a girl with excessive fake tan on. Who told her she looks good? Did anyone tell her she resembles an oompa loompa or possibly Ayres Rock when stationary? You were born a certain colour for a reason and that is who you are for the rest of your life, I think we can all learn a lesson here from Michael Jackson, god bless. Girls also need to realise there are certain spots of the body that if you miss, make you look like a complete twat. For example; the patch underneath your underarm, your neck, where your hair ends and your forehead starts. Walking around like you've got shit on your hands has never looked good. Also, if you cant stand being white atleast pay for a decent spray tan at my mums salon.
