Monday, May 17, 2010

Rats Tails

I'm going to ask myself an obvious question then answer it with an equally obvious answer: why is it called a rats tail? Because it looks like a fucking rats tail. Having a rats tail on the back of your head has never been cool, and if you have a rats tail everyone is automatically better than you. You look and probably smell like a rat. Even the name for this hairstyle is repulsive. As i write this on the toilet seat i sit and ponder.. What am i going to have for lunch? Should i bother washing my work uniform? What goes through some peoples minds to make them think that a rats tail is socially acceptable and would get them anywhere in life? I have now come to the conclusion that these people are cooked and their minds have been altered by a poor upbringing helped by drugs and alcohol.