Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Airbus 747's

The nose is an amazing feature of the human body, mine isn't. The noise it makes is hated by all and loved by none. Sure a cute girl can snore and i might give an "awwww" but in most of my experiences a loud breather deserves to be smothered by their pillow. Theres nothing like trying to fall asleep to the sound of an airbus, or a large male walrus. I cannot begin to describe how much i hate a whistling nose, especially one that gets steadily louder and louder. Blow your nose idiot. The one that tops the cake is the open mouth half nose half throat breathing, this is just pathetic. You're too lazy to breathe properly so you just let your face sag and survive on its own, it produces the worst noise. If you dont know what im talking about think back to the brainy creepy breathing dude from Hey Arnold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xh8rkaeFo4