Thursday, May 13, 2010
People that complain about aeroplane food
I hate people that complain about the most minor aspects of life. You poor soul, not only do you have to sit next to me during your flight, you also have to be served microwave meals similar to what you used to order at the school canteen. You're an annoying person, shut the fuck up. You're balding, in your mid 40's and obviously divorced because the dandruff on your ears and shoulders is thick enough to make anyone vomit at the mere sight of you. Ive been stuck on this flight next to you for 8 hours and the last thing i want to hear is you complaining about aeroplane food. What were you expecting a restaraunt? Pompous bastard. Surely you can survive a day without a glorious meal, its not hard. Its actually a proven fact the human body can survive up to two weeks without food. Did i mention i love the word pompous.