I hate bad table manners, Samantha Schiller HATES bad table manners. Especially when someone educated has no idea how to behave at the table. Some people are just an embarressment to be seen out with. I am DEFINITELY not one of them. Did anyone ever pay attention during titanic when that hunk Jack Dawson gets some lessons on fine dining etiquette so he doesnt make a complete fool of himself? That movie was educational for me. Your fork is a fork its not a spoon, there is no scooping to be done with your fork. You are not a caveman, the year is 2010. You hold your fork in your left hand and your knife in your right. Under no circumstance whatsoever are you to lick your knife. DO NOT LICK ANYTHING. ACTUALLY, DO NOT REVEAL YOUR TONGUE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. If you absoloutely must join conversation whilst in a mouthful, cover your mouth. Try not to be a camel. At the end of your meal place your knife and fork together to indicate that you are done with your meal. These are but a few things you must remember when dining with other human beings that aren't considered your bros or when you are eating a meal that costs more than 16$. Bad manners at the table let everyone know you are nothing more than a scrub. I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Bad table manners
I hate bad table manners, Samantha Schiller HATES bad table manners. Especially when someone educated has no idea how to behave at the table. Some people are just an embarressment to be seen out with. I am DEFINITELY not one of them. Did anyone ever pay attention during titanic when that hunk Jack Dawson gets some lessons on fine dining etiquette so he doesnt make a complete fool of himself? That movie was educational for me. Your fork is a fork its not a spoon, there is no scooping to be done with your fork. You are not a caveman, the year is 2010. You hold your fork in your left hand and your knife in your right. Under no circumstance whatsoever are you to lick your knife. DO NOT LICK ANYTHING. ACTUALLY, DO NOT REVEAL YOUR TONGUE AT ANY GIVEN TIME. If you absoloutely must join conversation whilst in a mouthful, cover your mouth. Try not to be a camel. At the end of your meal place your knife and fork together to indicate that you are done with your meal. These are but a few things you must remember when dining with other human beings that aren't considered your bros or when you are eating a meal that costs more than 16$. Bad manners at the table let everyone know you are nothing more than a scrub. I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
