Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I hate uni keyboards

I hate dirty keyboards and i hate germs, i hate the word germs. My body is full of germs, i hate my body. BACTERIA. Just now at uni i consumed a packet of barbeque shapes whilst licking my fingers and typing an assignment. Until now i didnt realise how many germs i was digesting even though i remind myself of how dirty public computers are. I always seem to forget. Uni keyboards are fucking filthy. Some of the dirtiest people use them, including me. At the moment my computer is surrounded by food, even though i can see about 5 signs saying food and drink are not permitted in the computer lab. This worries me none, germs however do worry me. My keyboard is extremely greasy, and my mouse has hardened scum on the clicker. I am now going to wash my hands and mouth out with spray soap.