Hard Butter

I love bread and butter. I love going out to eat aswell. One thing I do hate is sitting on butter or using my arm pits to soften them up. It is beyond me as to why this butter is not already soft and ready for my use. No, i have to sit here like an idiot with packs of butter inbetween my ass and in between my arm pits. You would think there was enough bread and butter going around in a day to safetly leave a box of butter packets out to be softened. Nah we will just keep them in the fridge so they stay rock hard, then that way when we serve them bread they will be hungry and anxious for their good meals, get impatient waiting for the butter to soften and just ruin their piece of bread. Fuck the customer, they are going to eat that piece of bread with chunks of butter on it either way, it doesnt matter if its spreaded properly and looks appetising. So i ate the piece of bread with chunks of uneven butter. The butter wasn't spread properly and the middle of my bread was all cut up and i could see the table through the holes in it. If someone had used their brain in the first place this wouldnt have happened.