I mean, obviously I can benchpress like, you know, a shitload of weight. And as for reps, don't talk to me about reps. I've got reps coming out of my nose. We're talking anywhere between five and ten. Unfortunately it seems however high I like my weight settings on a given piece of gym equipment, the woman or child who used it immediately before me always had it set quite a lot higher. Which is when I have to go through the elaborate charade of pretending to put the weight setting up while sneakily taking it down to somewhere around the 10kg level, then quickly completing my five reps before any girls or big guys look at me, then covertly putting it back really high for the next person, to ensure an impressive exit from the room.This whole process is more exhausting than my actual work-out . Which is punishing. Which is why ive stopped working out. The only thing that gets a work out these days is my right hand and sometimes my left. Also i forgot why i was working out in the first place, i dont like sports, i just like the idea of being one of those busy 9-5 people that still manage to go to the gym and have a life, drive nice cars and go out to dinner every night with their girlfriends. Thats happening.
Also sweaty, smelly people should be banned from the gym. I know most of you would be thinking "what the fuck is wrong with you, its a place to work out not a place to be worried about how you smell" but sorry, if you dont shower before your workout you are spreading your stench and filth all over the machines other people have to use and i take back that sorry because you are definitely disgusting. The only exception is a hot girls sweat, lick that shit up, droool. The gym asks you to bring a towel so you can sit your sweaty ass crack on it instead of giving everyone samonela poisoning and aids. Your towel does not rest on your shoulder, or with your water bottle.
The gym, like everything excersise related, is for losers that need to prove themselves.
