I hate incompetent employees. Your job isn't hard, give me what i ask for and do it in a swift, polite manner. Rinse and repeat you bitch. I love subway. I eat subway everyday. I could be the new poster boy for subway. I hate it when i get some stupid trainee; lacking confidence, lacking braincells, doesnt look me in the eye, cant make a fucking sandwich, going places in life, wearing too much makeup, too much fake tan, obviously ordered a shirt one size too small to show off her tits, obviously wants me. Pizza sub has pizza sauce ontop of the salami babe, then its cheese. And learn how to wrap a sub so its not half hanging out. Idiot. Even though everyones been a trainee at some stage in their life, i effing hate them.
Macdonalds. Pickles. Everytime i ask for no pickles please i seem to get enough pickles to start my own pickle business. How hard is it to follow a simple instruction. My shares in Pickle Co. have sky rocketed. The figures are out of this world. Pickles dont even taste nice, only freaks eat them. Only freaks pick them out and put them on their tongue. Only freaks eat other peoples pickles. Cool people throw them on the ceiling or at other unsuspecting losers ordering their meals. My word on this subject is final.
